My friend Angela used to say, that we had a
few special people at our job. And, I
agree, that there were a few. However,
it seemed like there were more there than I had ever encountered in one
place.
I first met Steven when he was transferred
to our department. He was originally
hired as an architect. However, his
department did not feel that had the skills needed to stay there, but they did
not want to fire him, so he was transferred to ours. We were told to be nice to him and help him
adjust. But, no one told him. Steven was a short, balding, middle-aged man
who was shaped like Humpty Dumpty. (Please
pardon me for saying that, but it is true).
And, there were many times where he almost had a great a fall. Steven had a knack for lying for no reason
and getting on people’s nerves. He did
many things over the years before he was eventually fired, but here is one of
my favorite stories.
Until Times Get Better...
One afternoon, the Deputy Director Bob
asked me to come to his desk. He told me
that he had a lingering problem that he wanted my help with. He explained that we had a problem with our
network a little over 3 months prior and a report detailing what had happened
and how it was fixed was long overdue.
Steven was responsible for getting a report from Bill, since Bill had
fixed the problem. For 3 months, on a weekly basis,
Steven had been reporting that Bill did not have the time to do
it and as time passed he reported that that Bill was unwilling to prepare the
report. Bob wanted to know if I
remembered the problem and if I had enough information to at least draft a
report summary. I told him that I had
some information, but I asked him why he thought that Bill was unwilling to
write a report. He told me that it was
because Steven told him that. I
responded, “It is true that Bill does not
like to write reports but he responds in the opposite manner, he tries to
complete things that he doesn't like as quickly as possible.” I told him that I would talk to Bill and find
out what happened.
I went to Bill’s desk and asked him why he hadn't written a report about the network problem that had occurred over 3
months ago. He replied, “What
report? Was I supposed to prepare
something?” I told him yes, apparently
this report had been on the agenda for a weekly meeting for the past few months
and Steven stated that you were busy at first and later that you were unwilling
to prepare it. Bill responded, “Steven
sits right next to me.” “I know.” I
replied. “Well, why are you involved?”
he asked. “Well, Bob asked me if I could
write the report for you.” I replied.
Bill was irritated that upper management was involved, and he asked me
who participated in the weekly meeting that Steven attended. When I told him that it was the Network
Architecture and Infrastructure department, I could see the smoke coming out of
his ears. Bill got up and went straight
to Bob, and apologized.
He told him that he was unaware that a report was due and he would work
with me to deliver a report by the end of the day.
After we started working on the report,
Steven showed up at his desk. Bill asked
to speak with him privately. They went
into the Electrical Closet for privacy, but the yelling so loud, everyone
outside could hear them. Bill asked
Steven about the report, and Steven told him, that report wasn't necessary, and that they were going to stop asking about it sooner or later. Bill replied, “Oh yeah, then why did Cara
come to me about it today?” Steven didn't say anything. All I heard,
correction, all everyone heard was Bill.
“Do you know why Cara came to me? Because Bob came to her!! You have managed to make me look
unprofessional in front of my peers and in front of Management! And as a Black man, I take that very
seriously. What am I too dumb to write
up a report??!! Am I only good at fixing
things??!!” Steve replied, “Well, that
is insulting. I am a Black man
too!” “Shut up, I am talking!! Bill yelled. "Listen to me. Man to man, if you
ever pull a stunt like this and embarrass me again, I will beat you until times get better!!
Do you understand me?! Do you
understand me??!!” After they left the
closet, you could hear a pin drop as they walked back to their desks.
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